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4. srpna 2011 v 11:35 | zuzik 185 |  ★vtipy★
Potkají se dve duchodkyne:
- Tak co,pani Horackova,jak se vam dari?
- Ale...to vite, mam ten domov duchodcu, chodim do divadla, do obchodu a vecer, vecer ke mne chodi pak Novak, sedne mi na postel a predcita mi talmud. Ooo jaka nadhera. A co vy?
- No,ja mam taky ten domov duchodcu, chodim do divadla, krmim labute a vecer, vecer ke mne chodi pan Procházka,taky si sedne ke mne na postel, noo. Talmud nemame, tak sukame.
 

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